THE LAST ONE IS MY FUCKING AESTHETIC

(Source: nonbinary-courfeyrac, via octopusheart)

Mom wants me to go get clothes for my brother, like buy a pair of pants for him. so I’m like all right, i need to get some ice and maybe something to drink as well. I get ready, step outside. It’s raining a little bit. So i go back inside to grab a jacket. I come back out and it’s practically raining sideways. hahahaha nope

thaunderground:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

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did he succeed? 

(Source: ridge, via sapientpawnkeeper)

    When I don't have money: ugh everything is so expensive and I want every thing wehhh
    When I have money: FUCK YEA THOSE SHOES ARE FIFTEEN BUCKS AND IN MY SIZE HELLO CUTE FUCKIN SHOES
"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed"
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(via meaty-bicycle)

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(via punk-loli-princess)

    me: also
    me: plz ask the nice lady who showed us the apartments
    me: how many holes we can put in the wall
    me: because i was thinking about a glory hole in the bathroom
    him: really?
    me: yea
    me: have you ever had your dick sucked thru a glory hole
    him: no
    him: are you into that?
    him: between our bathroom and the bedroom?
    me: i'M FUCKING HJOKEING
    me: NO THE BAHTROOM ANTD THE KITCHEN

I feel like Bjork has the heart and eyes of a child and it really shines through in everything she does