trolldicks:

I’m gonna fuck a ouija board

Does that count as “using” it or are you going to show it love and attention and tell the ouija board how lovely it is like it deserves?

When we’re old we’re gonna tell our grandkids, “Once upon a time NASA declared that Pluto wasn’t a planet anymore and everyone lost their shit and then Pluto was declared a planted again and there was celebration in the streets.”

It’s October so bat eyes are in

calavera-fr:

[ Calavera’s Accent Raffle ]

Please excuse the rushed graphics, guys!

I’m giving away one copy of each accent I’ve made so far to celebrate Halloween and Day of the Dead holidays, and of course, thank you for your support without which this wouldn’t have been possible :)

Rules

  • Choose -one- of the accents above.
  • Reblog with your name, ID, and desired accent.
  • Ends in Oct 31st

Extra:

There will be only one winner per accent.

Winners will be picked through random selector.

You don’t have to be following me, but if you are, good for you! Accent updates~!

If by chance an accent is not selected by anyone it won’t be given away.

If you need a preview before picking your poison you can try the accents on in my shop!

Yaay!! Dendropsyche, #51703, Candy Queen! :3

(via flightrisingskins)

Anonymous: YO YO YO WHAT IS THAT DRAGON THING I WANNA DO IT 

YO YO YO IT’S CALLED FLIGHT RISING AND IT’S COOL BUT RIGHT NOW IT’S ON LIMITED REGISTRATION BECAUSE THEIR SERVERS ARE TINY AND EAGER TO OVERLOAD AT ANY MOMENT (literally last night they made a tiny site-wide change and it shut the whole fucking thing down) SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THEY OPEN REGISTRATION AGAIN SORRY DAWG

They do have a blog here on Tumblr that shows regular updates and will let you know when registration opens again!!

I’m all out of lair space buy these dumb dragons and exalt them idc but they shore are pretty

Amma, Denim/Blue/Navy, 10k

Balneoa, Carribean/Royal/Thistle, 12k

Bindi, Azure/Mulberry/Platinum, 10k

Oppan, Jade/Stonewash/Rose, 12k

Aneki, Seafoam/Storm/Ice, 15k

Ina, Shadow/Lavender/White, 10k

Dairine, Seafoam/Aqua/Storm, 65g

Agnes, Seafoam/Thistle/Stonewash, 65g

Tallah (f), Red/Red/Chocolate, 8k

Garou (m), Red/Carmine/Soil, 8k

Reiki, First Generation, Aqua/Sky/Mulberry, 30k

geekymerch:

This awesome Legend of Zelda clothing can be found at So Effing Cute on Etsy!

(via vikingofficial)

Fact of life #890574: There is never enough icing for your toaster strudels in those shitty little packets.

Fact of life #890575: Toaster strudel icing looks a lot like semen.

Fact of life #890576: There are a surprising number of gullible people in this world, if you’re brave and disgusting enough to figure out which ones they are.

orange-knickers:

Can’t stop won’t stop

(via punk-loli-princess)