possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy: Persons People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
therealhamster: “i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
methypictorium replied to your post: Soon… DO IT I’ll totally join you YAAAY AND THEN WE CAN RP ROBO SMUT
Reblog if I can be your friend.
Wunna these days, assumably after I finish up watching the TFP series, I’ll make for myself a TFP rp blog I really want to rp Struggle Buggy, but seeing as most of her work revolves around intercourse/interface, I’ll need to practice RPing that which leads me to wonder which of my fic characters I’ll use first Probably Airguard, since she’s the only one with no canon...
redneckwerewolf: mau5tard: arjiope: ...
a-queenoffairys replied to your post: a-queenoffairys replied to your post: the… why must computers be electronic wah if they could run on tears and feels and shit life would be so much easier
a-queenoffairys replied to your post: the neighbors need to turn down their fucking… a lot of the time I wish I could fabricate some device that broadcasts a creepy audio file from their speakers telling them to turn it down or turn it off…I would use it so much i’d use an EMP pulse if it didn’t fuck up everything else within range
the neighbors need to turn down their fucking ghetto ass bass you’re not cool you’re obnoxious also you’re going to break those $500 speakers GJ
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
octopusheart replied to your post: HOLY FUCKING SHIT KINGDOM HEARTS: DREAM DROP… omg you fart waht have you been doing yOUR WHOLE LIFE FARTING JUST FARTING AND SHITTING
silenthill: goodbye *runs out with my arms back, that’s naruto swag for you*
stormbluedesigns: dendropsyche: i want to make music and chill and fart all at the same time obviously i can only do two of those I CAN TEACH YOU THE MUSIC BIT HON WELL I WOULD MAKE MUSIC BUT my Acid program is shitty and I can only have 10 different tracks on a project at a time sighs oh well
peanutbutterdanitime: reaill: yeffyaboyuice: manwaifu: >:I aw fuck man
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THIS IS
andrewhussiesbosom: I MEAN LOOK AT HER BABY LUSUS-SPRITE THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE AND THEN THEY BOTH START SNIFFING EACH OTHER HOLY FUCK IT’S CUTE