Everything Kawaii In This World

you can’t spell stop

without otps

ask-a-decepticon:

bootylicious-buggy:

tvthesue:

bootylicious-buggy:

tvthesue:

fanoftentakil:

homewreckingwhore:

Rules are easy, you make 1 wish on the monkey’s paw. Whoever reblogs it grants the wish, but fucks it up in the same process. Then they make a wish too and the next reblogger continues the cycle.

I wish for butts. All the butts.

You get the bloody rear of ever human being who has ever existed, some are so rotten you can hardly breathe.

I wish to be a transformer.

You die in the battle of Kaon.

I wish for cat snuggles.

A pack of lions walks up and streatches out beside you, when you try to move, they eat you alive.

I wish I could fly.

You get sucked into a plane’s turbines.

I wish there was no school.

The school building explodes with you inside it

I wish I could read minds

You can read all the minds on earth all at once and it drives you insane to the point of suicide. (Honestly, who wants to know that many sexual thoughts)

I wish I had gotten a pony for Christmas.

angrybagel:

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penotbutter:

I AM SO EXCITED FOR FALL!! WOW!!! SCARVES AND BOOTS AND LEAVES AND BIG COATS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND PUMPKIN PIE AND JACK-O-LANTERNS AND COLD AIR AND MITTENS AND JUST WOW!!! FALL!!!

ROBOTIC PONIES

i was kind of thinking that

like I want to do ponies but

I don’t want to be attacked by rabid bronies

cuz you know they exist

/first world problems

maybe robo ponies would be cool if anyone would get what I was going for cry cry

sppencersmith:

wow my friend is trying to set me up with this kid

but his name is montana

and my name is hannah

do u see the problem here

hannah montana is my new OTP