princess-swan:

i will always hate the transition from watching a season a day to one episode a week.

(Source: rgodfreys)

i never did draw men in panties..

my brother came in and I was like EEEENOPE

so now I gotta take a shower and get ready to go to the dentist

men in panties later, which leaves the question: who should I draw in panties? 

OKSAY SO LAST NIGHT MY BROTHER AND I WERE PLAHYING MARIO KART AND I WAS GETTING SO FUCKING PISSED BECAUSE I NEVER GOT FIRST PLACE AND LUIGI AND YOSHI WERE BEING FUCKING AWFUL SO I SHOUTED “GO SUCK COCK LUIGI” AND MY DAD CAME IN LIKE, “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY” AND I WAS LIKE “UMMMMMMMMMMM” AND HE WAS LIKE “WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE” AND I KIND OF WANTED TO TELL HIM HIGH SCHOOL AND THE INTERNET BUT I JUST SAID, “UMMM ANYWHERE” AND HE WAS LIKE “DID YOU SAY THE GEE DEE WORD” AND I WAS LIKE “IDK DID I” AND HE WAS LIKE “I DON’T WANT TO CATCH YOU SAYING THAT EVER AGAIN” AND I WAS LIKE “OK” YEAH HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN FUCKING BED WITH HIS FUCKING WIFE MY MOTHER AND NOT CREEPING ON MY AND MY BROTHER AT 12:00 MIDNIGHT

This one time when I was seven I went to Seattle and got on the Space Needle or whatever and I’m not sure if it was the vertigo or the fact that the disk was moving or what but I distinctly remember getting so dizzy that I had to crawl along the floor on my hands and knees because the world was slowly twisting sideways and then eventually I just kind of fell on the floor and rolled onto my side like “behhhh everything is spinning” and my mom was so embarassed

also when I was there they told me that there was a ferry out on the water and I thought they said Fairy so I kept looking for this magical flying glittery thing and when they pointed out this fucking boat you can imagine my disappointment

Limbo decided it was going to be dumb and not save last night so i stopped playing that shit and decided to try Psychonauts

it’s a pretty cool game, only problem being my lack of a proper mouse so I have a hard time moving the camera about

also last night i dreamt I could play instruments with my mind and then aliens like insectaurs appeared and tried to destroy us all 

I’m back!

Jerome was pretty cool! There were hippies and old folks and SWEET KALEIDOSCOPES JESUS CHRIST IF ANY OF YOU GO TO JEROME ARIZONA MAKE SURE TO STOP BY THE KALEIDOSCOPE SHOP BECAUSE IT’S TOTALLY AWESOME

Also got some fudge, some PRICKLY PEAR ICE CREAM in Sedona and my mom totally dropped her lunch on the floor at the restaurant but luckily one of the restaurant workers saw it and offered to make us another burger and so he did and it was nice :3

Also remember to check out the 1900 foot-deep mine shaft that you can literally stand over and stare into. It’s fucking creepy and scary. My brother and I took a couple rocks and dropped them into the shaft and never heard of them again.

On the way back home we accidentallytook a northern road instead of a southern one and ended up in Flagstaff D8< My mother scares me when she drives 90 mph on winding mountain roads next to massive semi trucks at night ;A; But I’m home safe!

Goin’ up to Jerome

Just a day out with my mom and brother, hiking and talking to old geezers and hanging with the hippies

I really hope my period doesn’t fuck up today like it has the last couple days

See ya there kids!

at a restaurant, server takes our order then leaves, the parents huddle together and say, “I think that guy digs Sarah hee hee”

and I’m sitting here like OK YEAH SURE EVERYONE WITH A PENIS IS ATTRACTED TO ME

so today someone complemented me on my shirt and I just went “fjkldsaj0s;klhgfdheuhfkjhjkdsbfvhgfksdalhfsd thank”

I FUCKED UP THESE BROWNIES

I PLANNED ON MAKING AWESOME DARK CHOCOLATE GHIRARDELLI BROWNIES BUT I FORGOT TO PUT AN EGG IN THEM AND ALL IT LOST